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The Top 10 Local Bands of 2004
It's our 2nd year doing this and we here at The Ralph Show put what we think are the top 10 bands of 2004
10. Decoy... after winning ct local bands contest by 100 votes can they do it again we will see.
9. Dexter... they may not play much but when they do u can expect a good show out of them.. lets not foget the soccer
mom shirt!
8.TSP... a 3 piece band made out of the finest 3 jewish people u will ever meet... highlight * asking them to play christmas
music, they are all jewish and don't celebrate christmas lol*
7. Redefined... After the benefit show took a band turn the band took a stand and help us find 3 more bands that dropped
out at the last min.. thanks again.. (Nate)
6. GFN... the lead singer can make a pretty damn good cup of coffee and not only that they always are ready to lend a
hand.. and they never expect money something more local bands should learn to do...
5. Russ Lyman... he's a solo act and is also in a band he makes lots of dough at a local bakery... *punchline* hows
the bread job going Russ??... I think it's on the rise.. hah
4. Vespera... don't know to much about this band. But i do know they rock and they will be on the show this coming year..
they just don't know it yet.
3. Top of The Fair... always a good band to see play live and kicked major but on the show early 2004... you can see
them live in a city near you.
2. Drawninward... with a full length cd that came out this year and i'm sure another in the works soon. This band went
from nothing to something... something Dioxide never had..
1. Hot Rod Curcuit... they are local why not crown the band. There new cd rocks and hopefully we can finally get some
of the guys on the show this year.
2004 in Review... UP's and Down's
This was a very interesting year not only for The Ralph Show but for pop culture and life as we all know it....
So sit back and enjoy urself as i bring u the most crazy hot and sexy moments of 2004.. Lets start right off the bat on new
years eve with BRITNEY SPEARS getting married to a "long time friend". Then getting it reversed 48 hours later. Hmm then there
was Feb 1st place: super bowl half time what happened? Well i think we all know that happened i guess it was a tad bit nipply
outside as JANET JACKSON'S breast was revealed by JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. Then there was Feb 4th the day all men started to drop
there pants and rent "A night in Paris" thats right PARIS HILTON'S tape came out on this day.. Lets not forget that the weekend
after all this sex stuff happened The Ralph Show made there own half time show.... (pics of Ralph dress like JANET in the
pics page).OH and gays can get married in Mass... Lets go on to March... MARTHA STEWART IS CONVICTED NEED I SAY MORE? Then
April came along and PUFF DADDY made up some stupid campaign about vote or die.... hey puffy we all voted now please DIE.
Thanks. May lefted some 52 million people sad as the show "Friends" finally ended... now i can play smart and watch all 900000
shows in about 2 months caried to 10 years for you guys who are hardcore fans. Oh and lets not forget MADDONNA who is just
like CHER and keeps coming out with a farwell tour every 2 years... please just leave already.. JUNE funnn month... we saw
MARY-KATE and ASHELY OLSEN finally turn 18... bring on the playboys..oh and then we had MICHAEL MOORE'S movie Fahrenheit 9/11
which did real good in the movies.. but it didn;t prove anything cause Bush still won... DUH. July hmm was more of a movie
month then anything else with 3 sequel's that came out it. Spider Man 2 Shrek 2 and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban...
It was also the month that Ralph did 4 shows for 25 lucky fans which = to 100 people... little did I know legs gives out on
2nd show last 2 shows where cancelled :( August real lame month all that was on tv was the Olympics.... guess who won the
most medal's??? US...... HAH GET IT US (USA). Sept. OPRAH WINFREY gives out 278 cars each worth $28,000. Dammmn girl hook
a brotha up. Then Sept 18th BRITNEY SPEARS marries again this time white trash looking KEVIN FEDERLINE. Ya for her (gags).Oct
my month I turned the big 21 and partied a lot finally going to my first club and taken control of what i call my life.. Then
Oct 23rd ASHLEE SIMPSON gets caught lipsynching blaming her band then blaming her throat interesting.. hey the way i see it
i am just grateful that all i heard was 35 seconds of it haha. Oh and lets not forget that THE CURSE was broken after the
Redsox finally won the world series. Thank god now i can stop looking at all those damn yankees hats. NOV...... PRESIDENT
BUSH is reelected.. thank god.. DR. DRE gets punched in the face at a all black award show... to bad we can see this happen
at the grammy's. Then KEN JENNINGS finally loses on Jeopardy after 74 victories and 2.5 million dollars richer... DEC. While
TOM BROKAW might have lefted tv after 21 years of covering news.. Ralph will STAY on the air for another season after signing
the contract on tv 2 weeks ago. Ralph got over 300 people to sign the paper.... nice going... ok guess i am done happy new
year goob bye 2004 bring in 2005 and we will see you all on tv for another year.... peace out Dino
Ralph Wins!!
It was a long road and a hard struggle but i am thankful that finally "GOD" has
answered me and help me fight this war. I feel so good right now knowning that I won. I bet a billion dollar company
and finally I can have my knee surgery paid for. Incase you didn't know i hurt my knee last Oct of 2003 and over a year later
and walking around and being in pain and going to many court dates and fighting, I can offically say that I've won the
battle. Now it's time to get the surgery done. I am gonna try and hold off till Jan 2005. (which btw will make me think more
about if i will do another year of the ralph show)
NO YOU DON'T
Last night show almost didn't air due to the fact that Ralph said he was voting
for Bush. Tele-media was said to not show "The Ralph Show" cause Ralph said he wants people to vote for Bush. We feel
that Ralph is going to beable to push the younger crowd of people to vote for what he wants and we feel it's not right! "That's
bullshit you can't change someone mind on who to vote for" said Ralph. "The show better air". The show did infact wind up
airing with no problems. "I don't care who wins I rather have Bush again but if not then i guess Dr. Frankinstein can
win".
Up In The Air
Will Ralph wave good-bye in Jan of 2005? Even
a bigger question how will the show end if it ended? Just some of the questions fans are asking as they found out on last
week show that Ralph might not sign on to another year of "The Ralph Show". The show which started back in Jan. of 2003 might
not make it to a Feb. of 2005 as Ralph debates if he really wants to end the show or go for one more year. Ralph
said " I've done it all" bands, concerts, fairs, celebs, different states, night, day, gay kisses, and jackass stuff. What
more can you do with a show? Which has lead Ralph to think about stepping down and having someone else fill his shoes. "It's
gonna be hard on me, but it's also a long process to make on 30 min show" said Ralph. "It takes me almost 5 - 7 hours to make
ONE half hour show, nobody knows how much it really takes unless you are in the bussiness". When the show kicked of it 2003
it wasn't known but 2 years later he has one of the best local tv shows in Conn. He is also the only local tv show to help
raise over $2,000.00 for local kid's foundations. He broke the record this year as the youngest kid to ever do over 50 shows.
If Ralph does end the show he will not hit 100 shows like his goal was to. "Right now in my life I am 21 and I want
to live it and have fun". "It's hard to run a tv show help bands and work 60+ hours a week, and its band for your health sleeping
3 hours a night". "I just think it's time but then again i can wake up tomorrow and not want it to end at all".
Mother Of GoD
Ok ask and you shall get! April 2005 www.ralph_____ cam.com is coming we left a blank so someone else don't try to copy right it but ya you guys all ask for a site like
that and now you will get one. I hope to have my own appartment by then and have over 8 different cams thoughout the house
so you can view whats going on in the house 24 hours a day 7 days a week...
Ralph's Mother Worried
I guess having a father that was a drunk and a druggie i guess my mom has all the rights to be scared of
me turning 21 on Oct 26th. With her worried i will be at the bars getting drunk and wasting away my life, like my father did
most of his childhood. "I don't want to see your dreams go down the drain and watch you fail like your father did" said my
Mom. All i have to say is mom don't worry i will be fine i promise i won't be some drunk and get wasted every night (wink
wink). No for real i will be fine!
Fu** You Shirt = Bad News
(look at photo's above for pic of shirt)
Ralph might have been trying to get some people to look at him last week by wearing
a (look above) shirt but instead caused lots of mixed feelings from people of different ages. Ralph who was looking for some
fun on a regular Tuesday night found himself hearing mixed comments from people about his shirt. "It's funny i found myself
walking in the mall with it on and teens and young adults loved the shirt and thought it was the coolest thing". "But outside
the mall forget it" Ralph said. He and a friend went to eat at the Hometown Buffet when a older man went to the manager and
demaned that his shirt me turned inside out or be removed from the place. After the manager said that he had the right
to wear that shirt and was allowed to wear what he wants inside the place the man exploded. "He came up to me and
said how he felt and i laughed, but I understand what he means" said Ralph. "It's a tee shirt". Then in a local Walmart
Ralph was giving a talking to by a mom who said she loves the show but you (Ralph) need to learn your a role model to these
kids and they look up to you. Wearing a shirt like this in public shouldn't be allowed think about my son, I don't want
him meeting you with this shirt on "You should be ashamed" she said. All Ralph said back was " I'm not a role model
I am a regular teen living a dream and I'm sorry if I have hurt you in anyway".
Ralph Show in Maine!
Look at the pic and you can tell what I did a lot of in Maine.... Damn wish
I could go back and do that trip all over again. But it's in the books. The show has been from Maine all the way down to South
Carolina. I think we are the only show to do that. So yea the show is more of interest then humor. I mean don't get me wrong
you will see a talking lobster (timmy which I ate), Me getting caught out in a island when high tide comes in (reminds me
a lot of jaws), and the very drunken me trying to talk. But then it has it's downfalls... maybe to much ocean and a dead seal.
:( But over all it was fun. Jackie's parents met The Mr Bush himself (the 1st) at a chillie contest where I was just
1 hour before he showed up. That would have been cool to get him on the show. Then we have a show on the Goshen Fair which
is more of a "wood" show. You'll see what we mean in a couple weeks. Also a very happy b-day to our own Jackie who is now
19 years young. That's the new for now i am gonna unpack and get ready to chill for a couple days the site will be updated
in 3 days about. Talk to you later byes
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL
Hey guys sorry about the lack of updates, it's kinda hard working 75 hours
a week and doing a tv show. But anyways lets get to the news. First thing is Drawninward will be on the show this Monday so
check it out. There Cd release party was amazing it's so cool seeing a band grow from nothing to something. So you need to
watch the show Monday a full 30 mins of live music to rock too. Now we had a little contest going on to win a sign cd from
Drawninward signed and what not and we now offically have a winner.. Out of about 50 entries we mixed up the paper in the
hat and the name has been choosen. If you name is Kyle Fuchs then your our winner.
We will be shipping your cd to your house in about 1 week buddy. Now incase a lot of u don't know I turn 21 in OCT. Last year
I had a sweet b-day bash(thanks to Tod). And i was thinking of having one this year.. If u think i should give me some ideas
(and bands) of what i should do and send them to score06483@yahoo.com so i can start planning it out. If not then i guess i can just go to some lame bar and get drunk but i would rather enjoy
it with as many people as I can. And last but not least the big movie this weekend A vs. P it wasn't bad but it was a little
upsetting cause it wasn't what i planned the movie to be like. So I guess i have to give it 3 out of 5 stars.... Oh and ps.
i bought ALF season 1 on dvd tonight:) SCORE \m/
Ch 10 Gives Green Light
So for the people and fans that saw last week uncut show, will be able to enjoy
this week ending to the Abonded Warehouse. (uncut and raw). Between last weeks and this week show we have a record 93 swears.(damn)
There were no complains which to me makes no sence cause I got yelled at for dressing like Janet Jackson and I got
in more trouble for that. So Ch 10 said to me that this week show can offical air uncut which is good.
This Week's Show is Uncut!!
Something that has never been done before..... The First Ralph Show to air uncut
and not bleeped out.. So I am prepared to get many types of hate mail seeing how this was never done before. Also this week
show is our haunted show where we go into an abandoned warehouse in milford conn. Some people will find the show very dumb
and whatnot but in order to under stand the whole show u have to not only watch the show on monday but you also have to watch
it next monday as we don't give away the ending... This week also brings back Jackie.. Nate & Kevin from Redefined Matt
and Chris who was our tour guide. This show is also the first time where it got warnings all though-out the show warning that
there are swears.. There is a record breaking 92 swears between the next 2 weeks of shows... If all works out well i think
i might break Jerry Jer for most swears in a show. Nothing to be proud of lol. Also IN a couple weeks look out for more bands
on the show ans also Drawninward's Cd release show. I heard the cd and I have to say it is amazing. Nice going guys...
Clearing Things UP
Ok soo whats up everyone its been
a sometime since i actually updated the page on my own and i think it's time. OK first off thank you to some people who reminded
me that last year on July 18th we had our 1st benefit show ever, and raised over $750.00 for kids. So again i wnat to thank
you all for that great summer night last year, it means a lot to me and Stop and Shop (the company i gave the check too).
In other news.. lets clear up lots of rumors. I DO NOT HATE DRAWNINWARD. Ok glad to see i made that offical. People that they
are very busy and most likey you will not see me at some up and coming shows. But Don't assume nothing. I belive i will be
at the webster the night of the cd release party recording them to throw them on a show since i have gotten so many "where
the hell is drawninward mail". So again there no hard feelings in that department, I love all those guys like bro's.. yes
thats right even Pivi! Another clear up I'm not on drugs.. lol. I gained 15 pounds... but i lost 10 of the pounds in almost
2 weeks. It's called a gym and a personal Trainer. Not me doing crack! It's been a rough couple weeks for me and the show
getting slammed by many organizations (think i spelled that wrong oh well) because its supposed to be a family show and we
show "more" then we need to on our prime time half hour. Channel 10 is well aware what i am showing and they feel the show
if fine and if they see soemthing wrong i fix it. Which only has happened a couple times. Last but not least... a sex tape
with me in it......(you decide that one for yourself). Again thanks for all you guys for watching the show. I don't know if
i am selling Drawninward tickets i know a lot of people have been asking that question. But i will talk to you all soon this
week show is a repeat from last week with Micheal Moore see you all and god bless.
4th Breakdown
Ok So happy late 4th guys sorry about not
updating but i have been so busy. Next couple weeks of The Ralph Show will feature new bands.. One band i will be happy to
have back on is Redefined. So yea its summer and what better way to enjoy the summer is hitting up the beaches... oh wait
i can't cause i am on theses pills that say i have to stay out of the sun. (laughs). So on the 4th of July i woke up and worked
8 hours and then went home and chillaxed for awhile and went to Jason house (jason is the bassist of hot rod curcuit). I had
food and drank some great beer. I want to thank them again for letting me come up this year party deff rocked. Last year i
took my guy best friend so this year i took my girl best friend. Then i head over to Jenns house where i sent the rest of
the night in the pool. Ahh fun times. I think next year The Ralph Show should hold a BBQ with live bands and free beer...
any buddy wanna come.. ok i'm gonna go i have work now. bye guys
6/4/04:
It's Official!!
Ok, so, you all wanted to know who was gonna be in the studio
on Wednesday June 9th and we now can say it will be Russ Lyman. Incase you don't know Russ, he's from the band Red
Chester. He'll be in the studio rocking out for us an amazing show that I can't wait for. If you have
questions you want to ask Russ or if you want to be in the crowd for this taping, please email us at score06483@yahoo.com. Other than that u can check out his website www.russlyman.com. He's a good guy and we are looking forward to having him on The Ralph Show. So email us
with questions and if you wanna come. Other then that, bye bye.
Dexter Rocks Out
Wow!! So first off I want to say thank you to all the
fans/friends for praying for me to get better and return heathly. Hmm...I hope I did return heathly cause you
don't want what I had. Next, one of my favorite local bands finally came on the show and rocked the studio. Dexter,
you guys are amazing, I really mean it. First off, it took me over a year to get you guys in here and when I finally
did, you guys put on one of the best performances in Ralph Show history. Talking about topics from past bands that were
together like Dioxide, and NothingStar to who "THEY" would like to go down on, its a pretty down to earth show. Performing 3
songs with tons of energy and being very outgoing during the interview, this is a show you don't want to miss.
I promise you this. Next week hopefully we'll get Russ in the studio and have him
do a little singing and throw some questions at him. I will know for sure on Friday if this is possible. Well I'm off to bed; I
need rest. Love you all, and good night..
Bars Claim we want Ralph
Ralph might come out with another TV show. But this show
won't be for younger viewers. It will be for places like bars for adults to watch The Ralph Show with all the extra badness..
There are about 5 local bars in the Valley that have e-mailed The Ralph Show staff expressing some desire to have
entertainment at a later hour with all the extra bad stuff thats taken out during our prime time slot. Ralph said that
the show could be in the works soon but won't be out till Nov/Dec of 2004 due to the show he is running now. As most people
know The Ralph Show has been in hot water in the past with some pretty raunchy shows. So fans are worried that the new show
will expose a different side of Ralph and The Ralph Show that people just shouldn't know about. "We must move on to what people
want," Ralph said. "My show is gonna make valley cable history".
Ralph Show Global?
According to extreme tracking, my website has been to the following countries: Belgium,
Canada, Australia, Netherlands, Austria, Germany, Barbados, and United Kingdom... pretty freaking sweet
Best Local Band??
OKokokokokokokok...Here we go. Over 2,600 people have voted for
all three round. And we have a winner!! Winnning by only 50 votes is Decoy. They did not cheat and if people
think they did you are wrong and poor sports. I do not know any of the guys in Decoy but I do look forward to having
them on the show. As well as all the other bands that made the final round. You all rock! As far as the other bands go, EOD
got 455 votes, NHFH got 230 votes, Drawninward got 158 votes, RC got 36, Outlet got 33 votes, Redefined and The Sunset Band
tied with 26 votes each, and The Poster Child got a sad 15 votes. Thank to all the bands and fans that voted...
Benefit Show is Done
After months of planning and working on it the
show lasted just 4 and 1/2 hours. It's amazing thing things that can go wrong in a show.I first have to thank my new best
friend Chris G for doing the sound and making the bands sound good thank u bro it really means a lot to me that u helped
me and if i ever have a show again ur the man to come to. If any bands want chris to run your show he has a killer pa system
visit http://www.csgproductions.com. But i also have to thank Nate for helping me out
on this one. With less then 24hour before the show 3 bands dropped off the bill.. BUT where easily replaced. And those bands
that dropped should be ashamed of themselves cause it was a benefit show for kids.. But thats ok the bands that came at the
last min made and impression on me and showed me that there are bands out there that care. And I thank you so much. For where
The Maxx is and all of the band changes still about 75 people showed up for the show. Last years show had more people but
we can't compair money value since last year tickets where $10.00. Stll the show manage to bring in over $600.00. So i am
very happy for that. Biggest surprise of the night my parents showed up. Not so big surprise rocks thrown at people at The
Maxx and cops came. My performance was ehh i guess "OK". I was a little upset during the night to be able to go up there and
sing but i gave it a good shot. Alright well thats it folks. Thanks to all the bands that came the fans the people of the
maxx and god for letting the show run smoothly. Will there be another show??? Only time will tell... byes
Twisted Knee Post-Phone Shows
Ooop's Ralph hurt it again. After
last week amazing show. Ralph put another show on this past wednesday April 6th. He was performing he last song of the night
when he twisted his knee and went falling to the ground. "I feel bad and I hope nobody is upset I'm in a lot of pain but I
will be better soon". Ralph who is on a 6 week semi tour, will be resting in his home for the next week causing him to cancel
he next show on the 14th. He will still be performing at the benefit show with Drawninward on the 16th he said. Ralph who
performs a 12 song set, making fun of songs sung by Britney, Justin, Janet, Usher, Boyz 2Men, and more. "All i need is
one week off" said Ralph, "I will be back on my feet in no time". Now note to all fans that have tickets hold on to them,
the show is post phoned and will be set to take place as soon as possible. -posted by Sarah
Ralph Concert?
Incase you haven't heard Ralph will be putting on 4 more shows this year. Ralph who did a show
last week performed infront of a private crowd. He did a 12 song set and covered two songs that are on the radio now. He said
that he enjoyed the show and the lucky 20 fans that got to come to the show had a get time.. "I been performing all my life".
"Since i can remember i was on a stage or around bands". "So i figure why not put on 4 more shows for lucky fans who write
in." Thats not all but during the summer The Ralph Show will be giving away prizes to people who write emails and answers
the questions right.. "We will be giving away dvd's..gifts baskets.. massages..movie tickets..gift cards and more". The next
show Ralph will be putting on is in 2 weeks. He been working out getting ready the past month so he can put on a great show
said Sarah (who lately has been a big part of the staff) he works works and then works out. Even though the show is about
50 mins long.. you can expect dancing and fun surprises to happen. The clothes i wear on the set are being made by friends
and all the mic equiment is donated. Now tickets are on a first come first serve. There is not camara's allowed
in the studio and u can only enter once in the contest. In if u don't get to see him perform live in the studio then look
on the bright side he will be performing live at The Maxx on April 16th.. For one song with Drawninward..
3-11-04 Your
Gay No You!
Hey guys whats up!! ok i am finally back online i been away
for awhile doing things. First of thanks for being there for all of the 50 episodes we had.. Do we have 50 more?? we will
see.. This week we talk some talk on "gay issues" we make fun of Mr. Bush and maybe that women we keep hearing about... you
know the one going to jail. Martha.. Anyways I' wnat to thank all the fans that came out to The Ralph Show party... I performed
in front of 20 lucky fans in the studio last week. I did 2 cover songs and then i sang some song parodies or however u spell
it.. Had a fun time we had cake and juice.. and then I performed and headed out for the night. We will have pics of
that up sometime soon. Anyways on a brighter note i got the job at american eagle thats right your tv star is now a clothing
selling prep..(oh boy) lol anyways whats next?? Maybe a stripppppper!!! BE BACK WITH MORE UPDATES!! CHECK BACK
3-1-04 HOT
WATER!!!
The Ralph Show is facing some hot water after pushing buttons a little
bit farther then they should have
been pushed. And what does Ralph have to say about that well look at the pic above and that will explain
everything..
Right after the superbowl The Ralph Show thought it would be fun to do a spoof of the Janet Justin halftime show by dressing
up like them and performing in front of the camara. But after getting emails from people saying the show is slamming women
and slamming blacks..he decided to say sorry to the viewers. "I did not mean to hurt people's feeling, it was a joke
i made fun of Janet Jackson not blacks". One female viewer said it was wrong to put black face paint on and make fun of the
whole thing at a time it shouldn;t have been made fun of. This matter is not a joke and i will be reporting this to tele-media,
and also during a month when we should be honoring our black heros for what they did quotes the woman. Ralph said in a email
back "You must of forgot that Mrs. Jackson who is african american did the stunt on Feb 1st 2004 if i am correct that the
first day of Black history month". I am not to blame here what so ever i did not make fun of blacks it was a joke to
make fun of Janet again i am sorry". That's not all that getting talked about in a couple weeks The Ralph Show will be making
fun of Pres. Bush on the whole "GAY RIGHTS" issue, when he dresses like him and slams the pres on the show with a funny but
cruel act. Then makes a joke on gay saying "Gays in Ny and San Fran. are marrying faster then Britney Spears after a
few beers in Vegas", Not only that but there's also the first guy on guy kiss.. Ralph says " I will streach the boundries
on every show i have if i have to. "My show is the only one pushing buttons and going where no other local show has gone before
and personally I like it". Wait till next month and the month after the show is deff. heading in a werid but cool direction.
You can catch these shows every monday at 8:00pm on Ch. 10.
The Hoildays Are Here
Hey everyone, what's
up?? I hope all of you had a great thanksgiving and are all having a great time spending your money on all your friends and
family... god i hope i have money to buy more gifts. Beside the fact that hours are getting cut and the car broke down, it's
a bad time to not be working you know. Anyways, time for some Ralph Show news. Who wants a christmas card?? That's
right, a Ralph Show Christmas card. I will be mailing out cards to all my fans that would like one, including a photo of me
and a silly litle note for all you fans. All you have to do is email me at score06483@yahoo.com with your name & address and boom, there you go, you've got ralph.. hehe get it?? "you've got mail"..
ehh anyways. We are happy to say that we are coming up to our 1 year anniversary of The Ralph Show. wow huh?? Just think
we started off some gay show... and wait... we still are some gay show lol! All those other shows out there that bashed
us aren't around any more and we would like to take a minute to remember "The Rock Show" and "People in the Tv". OK now on
a cooler note we will be coming out with posters this year, new pins, and stickers. Oh and new tee's too. I am also working
with several bands and i am also starting my own. I am in the works to have another benefit show in March.. And over the hoilday
season i am gonna try to go to the spooner house in derby and voluneter some time there cause that something we are should
do around this hoilday season.. Well i have to run again i will talk to you all again this hoilday season. i love you all
and god bless *Ralph*
What A Night!! 10-25-03
It
was 6:45 and the show was starting in 15 minutes. And where was that slutty b day boy??? Picking up friends at the last minute
to bring them to the show!! He got a call on the cell, it was Tod from dRAWN iNWARD..."Ralph where are you man? Your
party starts in 15 minutes?!?" "I will be right there!" KABOOOM!!! I showed up just in time to greet the bands and wish them
all good luck on a day I will remember forever. I never felt so much love as I did in that room from everyone. I'm so glad
everyone I love and everyone that means the most to me showed up. First up was Dexter, they got the crowd all warmed up and
def rocked the show. It was the first time I had a show with Dexter and I can't wait to put them on The Ralph Show.
After that Drawn Inward rocked out opening up with "Baby Got Back" and I performed with them to close their set. I am so honored
to get to perform on stage with those guys they mean so much to me and I love them all like brothers. I thought I kinda sucked,
but hey, people said I was good so I won't complain. Then they sang a very cool version of "Happy Birthday" and then the cake
came out. I blew out the candles and I made a very special wish and even though I know it will never come true I am
glad I wished for what I did and who knows right? Then Red Chester came on and they where crazy... I mean they where the only
band to put a hole in the wall.. which poor Bryan had to pay $25.00 for...sorry dude...Then those sluts in NothingStar (who
brought the pa for the bands to use (thanks a lot guys for everything and it's always fun having u guy around))...I can't
complain one bit about you and I hope when you guys make it big, we can do another Ralph Show...Then to close the night...hmm...how
do I put this?...1/3 of GFN showed up. And I want to say: "Adam, Thanks for sticking to your end of the deal and not fucking
me over by not showing up...you are def a great friend to me and mean more to me then most of my friends that I have right
now. If you ever need anything, I am here for you bro"...He rocked out while with Jackie singing...Then the night came to
a close and I got a flat tire and had to leave my car in Newtown...haha whatever man I can't complain at all. I again want
to thank all the fansm, friends, and people I didn't even know for showing up! You all hold a place in my heart and I am so
honored to know you and get to know you...So how does it feel to be 20?? Great to know I am alive and hopefully in feb I will
hold another benefit show to help the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation (JDRF)and then hit the studio up to record my
5 song demo... I love u all and goodnight!
Thanks for Everyone's Support!!
Hey! I want to thank
all the bands that came out and played at the Benefit show in New Milford!! It was great to see everyone get along and enjoy
themselves. I want to thank D0wnfall, Yes Please, Dioxide, Red Chester, GFN, and of course Redefined for playing and
bringing their fans. I would also like to say I did finally perform my first song with Dioxide and I, along with
a lot of other people, thought I did a good job. People were surprised that I could sing...lol hmm...anyways...I
also want to thank all the people that showed up just because and the Ralph Show Crew for also being there, the newspapers
for helping to promote it and myself for not having a mental break down and doing all this hard work on my own and I
have to say I am glad it's over... But I am also glad to say we raised $1100.00. Even though only $770.00 gets to go
to the "JDRF", cause we have to pay the Maxx for the place and the cops and stuff, but it's still a lot of money and I think
stop and shop and the "jdrf" will be so happy to get that check next week. Well who knows maybe we can have one in November.
That would be fun. But anyways...talk to you all soon I love you all so much and thank you thank you
thank you!!!!
Aug 4th- Hey, whats up guys? I want to thank
everyone that has helped me out the past couple days. Whether it was a phone call, an email card, a hug, or whatever, I
really do thank you soo much cause I now know who my true friends are. I had a rough week; lost 2 friends, and was fired
as manager from Dioxide. Many people want to know the truth about what happened and i finally have it all pieced out so i
can now relate it to all the fans. Shawn wanted to see the pics i took from the webster show and I, having a bad
day, said no cause I didn't want to send them, as a matter of fact, I didn't want to be online. I went on
to check my mail. Then some stuff was said how I was worthless and such blah blah whatever.. cause you see, in other
people's eyes I was someone trying his best. Remember it was a volneter job, I never got a dime and I
never wanted to. I did what i as a manager was told to. "Ralph pass out flyers, Ralph help sell tickets"... so I
did that.. I talked to a certain member today and asked what the hell do you want me to do as manager, what did I
fuck up on? He said, isn't a manager supposed to work on merch? Yes thats correct... but you need money. I can't put any more
money into the band, I have nothing to put into my tv show!! So thats a reason why I got that person mad. BUT supposedly,
it wasn't shawn on his sn, it was someone else in the band... still you don't say stuff like that.. it's wrong- I don't
slam you, don't slam me. I worked hard for what I had to do for you guys.. Now onto other things- I went and got
help cause I was on the verge of giving up. Between the pain, friends backstabing me, and my family, it just took over
me and I am proud that I didn't do anything stupid... I am on meds now and I hope to get better. Please
don't hate Dioxide for what they did. Who knows anything can happen. But I want to manage a band that wants
to have fun and where we are all one, like family. Did you know that friendship has just as many words as backstaber!?!
Think about it. Oh and by the way, most people wanted to know what 5-20 ment or may 20th.. that was the day i planned
to die.. but I won't get into that story. I just wanted to let people know what that date ment so people don't
live wondering what that day meant.. I am sorry for anything I did, please forgive me. If I made you cry or upset,
understand we all make mistakes. And to Tod, Drew, Shawn, and Rob... thanks a bunch for letting me be there,I ill still
be at your shows manger or not...
July 22nd- Hey whats up guys? Again i want to thank all of the people
that came out to the benefit show on the 18th, it was def a success. I want to give a big thanks to "GFN" for raising the
most money and selling 33 tickets.. You guys def rock.. I want to say to my parents that i am very dissappointed in
the no show. The biggest night so far of my life and you guys never bothered to show. On top of it you guys had free tickets.
It just shows that i am still nothing to my so called family. But i am not surprised by it. I mean they never came to support
my 3 years on track, never saw one freaking game.. Never were there for the idol process, my birthday, my tv shows, and now
they don't even bother to suport my causes that i'm involved in, or even my band. So i have offically given up on them and
decided that i have no blood family. It hurts, but i know its not my fault i tried. Right now i have 2 older brothers who
i def look up to. They are like my family and i know they support me 100% on what i do. They are always there for me, day
and night when i need to talk to them about something. Some people wonder who these guys are and some already know. If you
don't, know, they are Shawn and Tod. Throughout the past, like 9 months, Shawn has been there, and for the past
8 Tod has been there for me too. I love them and thats who i call family when people ask.. And i wish them the best
of luck on stage sat night. Also i love Jackie and her parents to death too. Well i am gonna go to bed, I
am proud of myself for raising money for a good cause. Look out for Nothing Star next week. peace fans love you all.
July 13th- Hey whats up guys? Wow i just got finished performing
solo for the first time in over a year and i must say it was great, i love being on stage. It was great performing songs i
wrote years ago, brings back good memories of me and jackie in my room singing and stuff... good times!! And in case
you didn't know, the rumors are defintely true- i did get a haircut and i shaved some facial hair off too. No, that didn't
make me look hotter but people think so... so i'm not gonna argue with them lol. I want to thank all the kids from people
in the tv for getting me some new fans... i love u guys soo much... But i must say i am gonna be the better person and not
hate on them any more cause I'm a good guy and i am doing my thing and if they want to trash me week after week on the
show, well i'm not gonna stop them cause it's making people wonder what MY SHOW is all about. In other news just a couple
days left till the benefit show. I really hope to see you all there, it's gonna be a great time and a good way to see new
bands you've never seen and on top of it you get to met me!! I know the bands can't wait to get on stage and on thursday i
will post on my site how the bands order will go; i just did the final touches on it. Also don't forget monday Red Chester
is on, they had the funniest interview up to date. So funny and so freaked, i actually left some good parts out to show at
a later time cause there were just too many to show. In the studio this week we have Dioxide, and rumor has it they're going
to sing live... hmm i wonder how that's gonna go. Oh i want to also congratulate Redefined on their first webster show.
I wish i could have been there to see you guys rock it, i know you did a great job and i wish you guys luck in future webster
shows cause c'mon your Redefined!! Then i want to say aww sad to our webmaster; her car got broken into sorry to hear that
babe cheer up though, cause santa might bring you a new head unit, cell phone and wallet for christmas! Umm
right anyways i am gonna go I am mad beat. Look for new pics on the web soon. peace
July 6th- Blah whats up fans and haters!! Happy late 4th of
July. Mine was good hung out with my best friend Shawn all day. We went to Jay's house incase you don't know what Jay
I'm talking about he plays in the band i think it's call "HOTROD CURCUIT". Ah ok now you know him.. Although i saw no
fireworks this year i must say i did rack up on money, so i can finally get my ass out of debt from all of those hospital
bills i have..(which they never found what was wrong and i still feel like shit). Other than that the benefit show is on and
i do look forward to seeing all you peeps there. Bring as many people with you as you can!! Please lol. I am also cutting
my hair this week and shaving all my facal hair off!! aghhhhh.. I will show my fans step by step on the show don't worry.
Other than that i been down lately a lot of stuff is just wacky and out of place in my life and nobody is really helping me
out.. yea i know i am starting to sound emo.. so i will stop. Anways most of you guys will not like that show this week
i am sorry but it's a lot of inside stuff.. but we slam a another show on ch 10.. Wanna know what show??? Well watch
my show monday and find out. Congrats to Justin again on winning the first set of tickets this month... REMEMBER YOU
CAN'T WIN IF YOU DON'T TRY.... so send your emails in to win next week.. I am gonna go now it nice out.. Score06483@yahoo.com
June 29th- HEY! Listen, i've been really busy with the band and the
tv show that i forgot to update the site, lol. I know, who the hell do i think i am?? Well anyways we had Attached in
the studio and i must say they are cool guys, even though they bounced before they got their pins lol. Sucks to be you guys.
In other news, I might be posing nude... yes a bunch of you guys are laughing right now and think it's a joke but i got a
letter in the mail. Like 3 years ago i wrote a letter and what not but hey who knows, i most likly won't do it cause of my
soo called good image. Well i have some bad news... no bands are selling tickets to my show!!!! why???? lol in 2 weeks i will
get a # of tickets that each band sold and if it's only like 50 people then i will have to cancel the show!!! So please buy
tickets to raise money for a good cause. I know some bands live far away and there fans live farther, but some bands haven't
passed the tickets out yet... Anyways i love all of the bands and they all know i am there for them and so is my show.. Well
i am gong to bed now, i had a good time at toads tonight and i am beat. Oh and i have to say jackie has the coolest lip on
the street!! Torn... peace everyone, and to ryan tarby, i heart you.. :-) yea i know that's illegal!
June 20th- Hey guys whats up? Well first i want to congratulate all
of my friends and fans that have graduated this year. To name a few: our very own webmaster Shelley, Jackie, Rian, Ryan,
The band GFN, Jen, Kevin, Ben and many more-if i forot your name please tell me and I will add you. I am sorry, i've been
really busy and it's hard to remember all of the names. In other news, The Ralph Show has gone animal wild these past weeks
lol. Seems to me we have a new animal on every week. Also I'd like to say that we are the most hated show on tv right
now, lol! First we had "The Rock Show" trying to protest us. That's cool. Then we had "People On The T.V." tearing us on their
show, that was funny. And now ready for this????? We made "Jerry Jer's" Top 10 die list haha. Wonder what number we came in.
Well we got #7, not bad lol. I wonder if we will move up next week?? Well I will have news pics on the page soon i am taking
promo ones like next week while i have long hair.. Yes i am cutting it....i know, aww sadface. And i got a email from a girl
telling me i look buff. To that girl that said that i think you need to fix your tv cause if you think i'm buff, u have issues
lol. Ok guys see you next week. Oh by the way this week show will be a repeat, sorry, but a lot of you missed it anyways so
it will be fun..
June 14th- Hey whats up guys eh nothing
here. Well many people told me to go with my heart on this choice and i decided not to. Why you ask?? The heart is always
right.. right?? Well i went with my head and i decided to become Dioxide's manager/5th singer. And with that said, i want
to tell Dioxide i look forward to helping you guys as much as i can, and i look forward to working with you guys more. Now
i know i am gonna get hate mail cause i am joining Dioxide but that's ok. They've done nothing but good for me and have helped
me out in everyway shape and form. So Shawn, Tod, Drew, and Rob, I really look forward to this and i hope that everything
runs smoothly from here. Thanks for letting me in the family and i look forward to selling tickets and stuff lol... Go support
the band www.dioxidemusic.net and try and go to the show at the empress the 20th with e-town concert. And make sure
you deff go to the webster show.. this one i can't say yet but. I will be selling tickets for both shows, if you need me you
know my email, peace. And nice show tonight guys. ALSO I WANT TO SAY THAT ATTACHED WILL BE THE 6TH BAND PLAYING!!!
June 10th- Hey guys what's up? Well the rumors have been flying about
band talk and they are soo true. The other night Andy from the band "The Lost Boundry" called me up and was wondering if I
would like to try out for the lead-singer spot. They are going on tour from July 4th -20th, hitting spots like ny, oh, sc,
penn, va, nj, ma, and ct. I told him I would be very interested in trying out. In the mean time, Dioxide is still "wondering"
if I should be the manager/5th memeber of the band. So who will I go with?? Well I have thought about
it for 3 nights and I have choosen... (my choice to be revealed on June 14th). So either way, I hope it's a postive
start to my music career. In other news, even though Redefined lost battle of the bands, I want to give them congrats for
their first webster show, which takes place on July 11th. In more Ralph Show news, I have the following bands
coming on the show: Attached (who will be filmed the 26th) and Downfall (who will be flimed July 3rd). If you want to be a
part of that show let me know so I can reserve your spot in the studio. Ok thanks all and talk soon.
Hey, what's up it's Ralph, there will be a lot of changes coming
to The Ralph Show in the next couple of months. First, I want to say that the reason why i have local bands on the show
is so that people from around the valley can hear their music. I don't put big bands on my show because there's no need to,
they're already big bands. I take bands from all over, bands I never met before and give them life on tv and plus we
have a great time. As far as rumors go, for Dioxide no i am not in there band lol. I haven't tried out yet but don't worry
i plan on trying out soon whether i get picked or not, its up to them. If i don't get picked I might be doing "something"
else in the band. That won't be released unless told so. Also, as you already know NOTHINGSTAR is no longer on the bill they
have plans that day so i have started to look for another band to take their spot. Rumor about the kid trying a skit on the
show and getting hurt is false, I guess it was just a prank call but I am really happy it is cause I don't
want to see people get hurt. Remember what you see on my show is done by retards don't try it at home lol. Well that's the
news for now stay tuned for more updates.
Benefit Show News Released
Ok ok ok ok!!! Here it is the moment you all been waiting for... I know I know...
some people are going to be pissed some are going to be happy. The Ralph Show staff and I are working really hard to
do 3 shows this year.. The April one being the biggest of all... We hope to have
2 more at the Newtown
teen center... Ok as of right now is April 16th at The Maxx in New Milford from 630 - 11:00pm tickets are $7.00. For the 2nd annual "JDRF benefit
show... The following bands are supposed to play... (Drum roll please) Last Dying Wish,
Forever Reason, Arsonata, Redefined, Drawninward, Fight Night!!! More TBA- Now before
I get any type of emails on why this and why that... this was not all decided by me... it was decided by a bunch of people.
I actually havent heard of a couple of these bands and I am really excited about hearing them... If any bands drop off the
bill... Your band will get an email or an aim asking to play if your band does not respond within 24 hours, you past your
spot up to the next band in line... I thank you all for wanting to play and I hope that all of you guys can come out that
night to enjoy a great show... Love you all Ralph & Staff p.s. please
come back tomorrow for a Janet Jackson pic from the halftime show... :o)
The Up's and Down's 1 Year Later
Well we made it... It's 2004 and we
are in our 1 year anniversary of
The Ralph Show, remembering when the show first started many people, including friends
said the show was gonna be a flop and nobody was gonna watch it and blah blah blah. Now 1 year later The Ralph Show is one
of the most talked about shows in the valley. That is up there right next to Jerry Jer who's been on the air for 10 years
now(He wears a bloody tampon on his head and has a top 10 die list). The show was pretty happy about making his top 10 die
list coming in at #7, then we knew that people knew about the show and were watching. Getting a lot of emails made us think
why not come out with merch...Bands do it why can't a local TV show do it?? We came out with pins stickers and t-shirts. (Look
for new ones in 2004) The show went from Ralph's show being crazy and dumb, to exposing local bands and friends... Having
Redefined being the first band on the show taped in the living room of the Meekers (opening up for hatebreed at the empress
end of this year), we moved to bigger and better things like having Nothingstar and Top of the Fair in the studio performing
2 songs. Lets not forget the other bands that made it on the show; TSP, Attached, Gfn, Dioxide, Drawninward, Yes Please, Red
Chester and an opening done by Catch 22. The Ralph Show was also a big hit being the only TV show raising over $1,000.00 for
the JDRF (kids with diabetes). Bands that performed that show yes please, gfn, redefined, dioxide, downfall, and redchester.
So the show got bigger and soon we where getting emails from bands in New York and mass. that wanted to be on the show. As
the months went on a new TV show came out called "People in the TV" a.k.a. (Pit TV). The first 3 shows were about making fun
of The Ralph Show... but soon after 6 shows it faded off TV. Just like another show The Rock Show, a show which was a cop
off of my show lasted a lot longer then Pit TV but soon failed to out beat my show. Not to trash The Rock Show, but showing
famous bands on a local TV show is cool but its not what the fans want. We were always about the fans. If they wanted to see
something we did it, no matter what. We also went that extra mile and stretched the show as much as we could to give it to
our fans... Cause face it without you there's no show... We have our own hate group W.A.R.S (women against Ralph Show). Does
anyone else have a hate group? I think not!!
We bought you a live concert featuring DIOXIDE... no more than 2 months
later they also broke up and formed 3 different groups, I mean we all saw that coming... You need a singer that can sing hello...
One big shock was Nothingstar. We had them on the show... their singer could sing f**king great and the band was amazing putting
on great shows... then news broke out that they broke up... many hearts broken many fans upset.. And many hope something will
spark that energy again... Then finally one band I can definitely say was my favorite local band... I was really hoping to
get on the show... and when I went to a band practice one night the news broke out that DOWNFALL had broken up..... I remember
being at the Drawninward Cd release show and Tyler the singer broke the news to a crowd a week later and fans were still in
awe. I mean cmon their a good band... but you know not everything can last forever... And I am sure that someday I will stop
airing The Ralph Show and fans will be upset along with bands...cause thats who I am here to help.. everyone that needs it.
And with that all said I thank you for reading this long ass thing and hope you are all in for one hell of a year... See you
all Mondays at 8:00.
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